It’ s always been said that you can tell a man ’ s joystick size by the size of his feet , but did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’ s vagina based on her facial features?


Believe it or not , Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their genitals fit together , and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination . Pretty cool huh ?

Yes , a man ’ s joystick size can be determined from examining his facial features as well, but this post will focus on the lovely vagina! Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the vagina , and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes , lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the joystick to fit perfectly within the vagina for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues.

In Taoist matchmaking tradition :

If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina.

If she has big , thick lips , her Vagina is will be wide and thick .

If she has deep set eyes her Vagina will be deep.

A woman with ‘ skinny ’ eyelids will have a deep Vagina.

A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.

A Woman with bulging eyes , will have a very short Vagina ( women with short vaginas should avoid men with large / long joysticks to avoid damage to the cervix ).

A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.

A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes , the bigger the Vagina. ( Short joysticks are not for you boo !)

A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.

Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina.

It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm , and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘ talking Vagina. ’

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard , dry Vagina.

A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small , crooked Vagina.

If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem .
However , if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow joystick.

If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose , she will have a short , wide vagina.

if she has protruding cheek bones , she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire.

There are factors that can ceate variations of these qualities , but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman ’s vagina .

Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape , depth and texture of her vagina by examining her facial features ! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’ s between her legs.

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